Tuesday 27 February 2018

Keep-Fit in the Freezer



By ‘C’:

“We’ll especially need to keep moving and keep warm,” declared the session leader, contemplating today’s weather forecast.

She was right.  Keeping on the go tends to be what we do at Green Gym anyway.  Embraced by north-easterlies at this time of year, however, on an exposed stretch of riverbank – also wondering what exactly the forecasters meant by “light snow” to come – it was all the more needful to stay active.

The light breeze was, of course, from Siberia: that vast landmass where “100 roubles 
is not money, 1,000 kilometres is no distance, and half a litre of vodka is no drink.”  
(Eric Newby – In the Land of Genghis Khan, 1978.) 
Genuine Russian Army hat worn by one volunteer this morning
As for the ‘promised’ snow: the first feathery flakes had been floating on the air the previous morning, when I walked to conventional gym; and again at tea-time, when I gazed smugly at what the weather was doing from inside a nice snug kitchen.  On the whole, Monday afternoon’s show looked like an illustration for these oft-quoted lines:

On the wind in February
  Snowflakes float still,
Half inclined to turn to rain,
  Nipping, dripping, chill.
(Christina Rossetti – A Year’s Windfalls, 1866)

A further dusting of snow after dark plus modest temperatures overnight (a low of -5.8 C) had left garden flowers feeling rather sorry for themselves by dawn, and given the village the appearance of some crazy paving:
 
The ground was rather firmer than last time we convened at this particular spot:

Conditions still not quite the stuff of Weather Warnings?  Tho’ to be fair to the Met Office, they had pretty quickly reduced the Amber alert for our location: from ‘Tues-Wed’ to ‘Tuesday’.  [Don’t they know Tuesdays are WGG mornings? – Ed.]  Then they dropped it altogether for this area – for the first part of the week anyway. 

Distance travelled by me this morning, from home to RV point: minimal.  [As the crow flies, must be all of 300 metres. – Ed.]  And no vodka at tea-break!  OTOH, Green-Gym sessions remain free of charge.  

The main exercise which was going to keep us warm, was to continue the bank-stabilisation task begun last month: adding in the last few bits of willow; and, to secure them, hammering in the stakes we had pointed on the previous occasion.  The river level had fallen to a point where it would be much easier for us to do that now; still had to be treated with caution, though.  [It looks so quiet, but my oh my, the sheer weight of water demands respect. – Ed.]


Loading the van with the willow cuttings not used last time, was interesting:

This arrangement may have looked precarious, but apart from the fact that the vehicle was not going to be taken on to a public road in this state, the site-warden also had a strap to secure the load.  It worked.

There was no wall of sound to accompany our efforts.  Just the occasional woodpecker drumming/hammering with its own beak; and the equally distinctive, bone-shaking clatter of a Chinook low overhead.  [The NATO-forces helicopter, that is, not the weather phenomenon. – Ed.]

Also on the slate were some odd jobs, including re-attaching a fencing rail which had come adrift, and cutting back bramble from beside a gateway:


The ‘clipboard of power’ was held by the session leader, who afterwards had been going to travel straight from site, for 24 hours, to a part of England which does not look awfully spring-like at the moment, hoping that roads would be gritted, and traffic sensible.  [In fact, decided not to undertake that journey.  Meantime the ‘ghost’ had already set to work on this week’s blog, and got the green light to continue. – Ed.]  It was said session leader who suggested that tea-break should be held on the bank beside the river.  Much warmer.  Much prettier backdrop.

(In the background, right: Wallingford Rowing Club.  Behind: tower of St Leonard’s Church – the churchyard there is another site we visit occasionally.)

After the break, as other tasks were completed, volunteers made their way over to beside Wallingford Bridge.  There we made a start on a ditch which had silted up to the point where it was barely recognizable as a drainage-line:

Although it had been flagged up as potentially “a bit of a mucky job”, Green-Gymmers got dug in pretty quickly:


(Re-)discovering that in places the bottom of the ditch had been lined with concrete, to make a sort of half-pipe, made life very much easier for us.  As indeed did the fact that the earth was not claggy, because it was still half-frozen. 

From half-underground, down in the ditch one could even spot the occasional womble wombling by:

Litter-picking is not something we do very often.  Like wombles, however, Green-Gymmers “are organized: work as a team.”  So relays of volunteers took over the task of the digging, as others relaxed and looked back at where we had been:

(Note womble-pile in the background.)

By session end, we knew the answer to one question.  When would it start even trying to snow here again?  Answer: 12:40 pm.  The merest flicker of a snow shower, but sufficient for volunteers who have joined us more recently, to be able to say that they are now fully-fledged Green-Gymmers: they have done Green Gym in the snow.

Also by session end: however warm we may have remained, several of us might well have been feeling we agreed with sentiments expressed by two famous English women of letters. 

First, that digging ditches is jolly hard work.

the grettest labour and the hardest traveyle that is ... delve and dike and swinke and swete and turne the erth up and down, and seke the depnesse, and water the plantes in time.
(Julian of Norwich)

Roughly translated from Middle English: “the hardest work ever … digging and ditching, straining and sweating, turning over the earth, and seeking the depths; and giving the vegetation the right amount of water at the right time.” – In this case, not exposing the meadow to excess, also polluted, run-off from the road, especially in winter.

Second, that however much winter conditions may make some Green-Gym jobs easier, this season may have slightly outstayed its welcome?

If the winter ever ends
  How pleasant it will be. 
(Christina Rossetti)

Tuesday 20 February 2018

Back on the slope



By ‘C’:

No not the Winter-Olympics type of slope!  Nor a maths-test gradient.  Green Gym were back on the Chilterns scarp, at our usual stomping ground:
Our RV point this morning


The task: to walk up the hillside to one of the places which could use a little low-level scrub clearance, and give it a #1 haircut.
Before:

By tea-break:

The line of advance soon reached a point where we working with field on one side, and on the other woodland and parallel lines of old sunken roads.  It was a strange landscape to our right, at this time of year apparently barren for the most part …

with just the occasional harbinger of spring:



Volunteers at work this morning may have appeared a confused scene:

There was, however, more organization and co-operation than might seem at first sight.  The main technique, when it came to bramble clearance, was one which was soon dubbed “curling”.  One volunteer would go ahead brushing the ground with a fork, another would follow with a pair of shears to allow the load to be lifted clear:




We do like to think we are quite good at teamwork – unlike some outfits.  Even so, we didn’t make it all the way to Buckinghamshire, or even to the open ground which we knew lay ahead …

with its views of more sheep – and the M40:

Hence the route we were clearing being nicknamed “the motorway relief road”!