By ‘C’:
After ‘Blue Monday’ comes Green Tuesday.
Now the
first of those – the supposed ‘saddest day of the year’ (northern hemisphere
only) – may be a myth. In any case, totally does not apply to some
cohorts of the population. Fans of the Green Bay Packers, for example, who are
still in celebratory mode:
“Go, Pa-a-ack!” |
I give you,
instead: Green Tuesday. That’s not punk-
or Day-Glo-green. Or feeling-nauseous or
eat-up-your-greens green. Or
jealous-of-people-doing-paid-work-in-offices green. It’s green as in leafy ‘green spaces’: outdoors,
communing with nature. Green the colour
of hope, serenity, and growth. Green as
in today, 17-1-17: first ‘normal’ session of the new year for Wallingford Green
Gym.
‘Normal’ it
may have been today. Well as normal as
it gets at WGG. Nevertheless (“Hurray! a
break from watercress”), there was a departure from the pattern of recent
sessions. For although we were once more
in watercress-country (aka Benson/Ewelme area), and it was certainly watery
enough in places, our tasks today were on solid ground: coppicing old trees; and
planting new ones. In both cases, hazel.
Actually the
“old” trees to be coppiced were only some 10 years old. The grove where they had been planted is
coppiced on a rotational basis, to harvest rods. The first compartment had been coppiced last
season. Our task was to service the next
4 x 8 section of trees:
Note the
volunteer standing by on the right, to deliver cut wood over the fence on to
the meadow, where it would be sorted, trimmed, and stacked:
It would not
have been WGG if there were not at some point a (mock) complaint from workforce
to management, plus a (friendly) demarcation dispute between volunteers. The ‘dispute’ was between lopper-wielders and
porters. The ‘complaint’ was that we
were only allowed to coppice one-sixth of the grove. Green-Gymmers would gladly have done the lot. Indeed they were putting the finishing
touches to the job by tea-break:
Meanwhile,
on the other side of the (small) meadow, another team had been engaged on the
next stage of a long-term project to reclaim land for nature. Some years ago, we had removed the plastic
sheeting and other detritus of a former market-gardening enterprise. Then there had been a long wait to see what
(if anything) spontaneously grew in the newly liberated earth. The answer had proved to be: nothing of great
interest. So now we moved in to plant
more hazel, but here not in regimented columns and rows.
The planting
itself followed the usual pattern for ‘whips’.
Dig hole/slot …
plant whip …
“This isn’t a whip – it’s a whippet[te]!” |
then heel
in:
What was
different today was that when all the new trees had been moved in, each had to be
dressed with a bowtie:
The idea was
that over the summer it would help prevent them from being run over by the
mower.
Similarly,
the planned footpath was demarcated from some of the wood from a larger tree,
which had been removed from among the maturing hazel grove:
Now that
tree-planting was underway, it also seemed a good time to remove sections of
redundant low-railing. This was
undertaken with some relish. Partly
using tools, to lever railings away from posts …
and partly
by brute force and ignorance, to loosen posts before pulling them out by hand:
After
tea-break, it was mostly a matter of clearing up the cut wood. Some volunteers also went out on missions to
seek and destroy bramble, which if left to its own devices would only encroach on
to hazel grove. While others bravely
took on the task of raking the pond. Leaning
out with the rake, and pulling it back, was a task for one person:
Levering the
rake-load out on to dry land, however, took two pairs of hands:
What the
camera cannot capture in that situation is the smell. Today, however, was a normal Green-Gym
session. So no seasonal get-together. So volunteers did not have to worry if they would
be in a fit state after the session to walk into a pub/café.
STOP PRESS
Proof
that serious discussions do continue after the end of a WGG session:
On this occasion, volunteers were evidently not in the position of having to go straight home and under the shower. A report has just come in that over a post-Green-Gym coffee at a noted local eating establishment overlooking a marina, they attempted to address the question: "How much do sea levels change due to variations in barometric pressure?" Top-of-the-head calculations apparently yielded results ranging from 3" to 3'. Our correspondent adds, "Further scientific studies will now be undertaken, and results given out next Tuesday."
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