By the Session Leader:
“What a grand day!” as one of our volunteers
exclaimed as she arrived.
Overnight temperatures at the nearest weather
station had dipped to -4.6 C. So first
thing the sweet spring flowers had frost on them:
Frost soon melted in the warm sunshine. Green-Gymmers warmed up too.
There were many of us this morning: 15
volunteers altogether. [Plus 2 supernumeraries – Ed.] Hence a crowded car park:
We had worked on the site in the autumn, and
not much had grown over the winter. The
leader was therefore worried that we were not going to have enough work. He need not have been concerned: we were
given a good list of five main jobs.
The first was right behind the cars. Wheel-barrowing (some of) the pile of logs …
over to the wood store.
Not so easy as two of the barrows had faulty
tyres! But by the end of the session the
workforce had moved those logs which were ready for burning, restacked the
oversize ones, and left the area neat and tidy:
The second job was very familiar: filling in
potholes along a driveway. This looked
as if this was a task which had been done before in previous years:
With all their training and experience from last
time we did this at Green Gym, there were Green-Gymmers eager to volunteer for
that:
It had to be a team of 4: two to shovel (we
had only 2 spades); one person “wheelbarrow competent and confident”; and one
supervisor to hold the imaginary clipboard.
They started at the far end of the driveway …
and worked their way inwards, with much
mock-serious discussion about “grading” of potholes, “belts” of potholes,
whether the team should be engaged in “pothole prevention work” by addressing
smaller depressions which had the potential to become potholes in the future,
and working methods:
“You need to work in unison.”– “We are in Unison!”– “And we could tender for projects left by Carillion.”
When they had done, you could certainly see
where they had been. They had left the
drive easier to motor along, but looking like it had sticking plasters:
Meanwhile the third task was being tackled in
hiding:
This team was cutting down part of a tree
that had collapsed with the weight of ivy and wind-pressure.
A fourth team was tackling a bigger
horizontal tree that had also collapsed.
But the leader failed to take a photo. Or were those volunteers trying to stay
incognito?
The fifth team had found a gap in the dead
hedge at the far end of the site which required some hefty stakes to be brought
over from the sawing teams:
The porter happens to be Scottish, but this
is not the Highland Fling.
The stakes had to be sharpened …
then hammered into place.
In the middle of all the work we had to stop
for tea-break which was in an idyllic spot …
under the shade of the London plane tree
which we have admired on previous occasions:
The goodies included home-made Jaffa cakes and
frangipane:
The general verdict was that they were
“better than the ones you can buy in shops.”
As the tasks were finishing we were left to
drag as much dead, and live, wood as we could to build up the dead hedge by the
road:
Two characters turned up along the way, and
wanted to join:
Spiderman I recognize. Who’s the other
dude?
PS from
the Editor:
One of our readers may be able to help with
identification of our supernumeraries? Spiderman
was my fave comic-book hero when I was a kid; subject of endless spin-offs
since. I have yet to see a Green-Gymmer
superhero or lego character.